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The Internet is Killing the Approach
This used to be a perfectly acceptable pick up line… Dating has become an insufferable thing in the age of technology. In our dad’s time you would just have to take a pin off of your letterman jacket...
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Reviewing Internet Dating Sites
Another List… Since the invention of Internet Dating, I have basically tried every site ever. I don’t feel like explaining myself but I was being a tad hyperbolic. I’m going to review a bunch of...
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Picking Up The Cheque is Sexist
This is what I think a foodie looks like It’s bad enough that there are a people that call themselves “foodies.” Then, I constantly have to see people on social networking that share pictures of their...
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A List of My Least Favorite Women by Anonymous
FUCK YOU, that’s why. Hello. I am back from my little stand up comedy expedition in the Midwest. For more information, look at the post that I wrote for the Get Involved Comedy page. This is a cool...
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The 8 Qualities Every Woman Looks For When It Comes To Finding A Man
The Elite Daily is the bane of my existence Again, my dumb Facebook friends are reposting the Elite Daily. I recently made some cuts to the feminists and club sluts on my news feed so it will slow down...
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Apologies, Fans of Love
Live at The Emporium Here is my unsolicited apology. I have been ignoring the blog. Life gets in the way, guys. I don’t like to force the writing for this website. No one pays me for this shit. I do it...
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This Just In: Woman Posting on the Internet is a Crazy Person
“Honey, does this jacket go with my delusions?” Holy shit, you guys. I was not going to write anything today. I wanted to watch Training Day, write some mean jokes about my friends and just relax...
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